Being from both another planet and dimension....

I am not yet quite familiar with this alien technology that appears to defy both logic and reason in terms of its functionality. Please be patient and I can assure you some interesting revelations shall follow in the near future. I would also like to welcome my first disciple, fellow traveller of the fliposphere. We have surely gathered on this lump of rock floating through space for a purpose, one that shall soon be revealed through intellectual debate and pointless rambling.